(i can feel it this is bad idea)

(edit: thank goodness nothing happened)

(edit2: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)

mmm yes what another nice normal da- wait, AUGUST 18TH!?

THE SAME EXACT DAY I STARTED WATCHING HAPPY TREE FRIENDS ONE YEARS AGO?

anyways lol

i remember this video made me start watching htf like i'm not even kidding i saw the meme and i thought, i wanna watch it xD

anyways while i started watching happy tree friends and i was big fan of htf at the time, i joined reddit to engage with other htf fans lol

tbh it was pretty nice here, there was memes, cool fanart, polls, etc etc lol

nowadays, i rarely even use reddit :(

[DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE THIS TUTORIAL JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ATTACKING RUSSIAN AVERAGE JOES, THIS IS NOT FOR RUSSOPHOBES, PLEASE LEAVE AND RETHINK YOUR LIFE IF YOU HATE RUSSIAN PEOPLE]

[ANY COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC WILL BE REMOVED]

i was bored so i wrote this news post for fun lol

Ever wondered if someone you know on internet is a russian or not? well you came to right place, here's the step you can do to find out if someone you know is russian

a real tutorial that 100% totally works made by real russian (i still cant read in russian) that lives in motherland russia.

(side-note: not all russians does these steps, some of them are pretty sneaky about it)

step 0: it's good idea to know what does russian language look like, since i have russian keyboard, i will type russian letters out for you, both in lowercase and highercase (lol) here it goes:

• я ч с м и т ь б ю ф ы в а п р о л д ж э й ц у к е н г ш щ з х ъ ё
• Я Ч С М И Т Ь Б Ю Ф Ы В А П Р О Л Д Ж Э Й Ц У К Е Н Г Ш Щ З Х Ъ Ё

make sure not to confuse them with other slavic language, russian language DOES NOT HAVE THIS PENIS-LOOKING LETTER Ї

step 1: check if they have vk and/or telegram, and/or any other websites that appears to be russian,

alot of russians uses vk and telegram, vk is basically like russian facebook, tbh idk much about telegram, apparently it's like some kind of app, but that doesn't matter, what's matters is that is trying to figure out if someone is russian, which takes us to...

step 2: if they use brackets like this)) or this((( or like that))))))

THIS IS INSTANT RUSSIAN FLAG, or if not, any slavic flag,

on russian internet, alot of russian users tend to use many brackets instead of :) because it's easier to type it that way!)))

(personally, i actually normally don't use brackets like this, plus, not all russians does that so this is not the best step you can do, but it's still necessary to keep that in mind when trying to figure out if someone is russian)

step 3: this is not the best way to find out if someone is russian, in fact, foreigners can actually like russian stuff so please be careful when trying to figure out if someone is russian that way,

check if they have any post/art/etc relating to any russian media, for example:

smeshariki (the best show ever beside gravity falls, don't @ me bro)

luntik

this creature (cheburashka)

nu pogodi

masha and the bear

and many many others.

step 4: just ask them if they are russian or not, like seriously, why are you too nervous to ask them about it like it's not your crush (unless they are indeed your crush, idc just ask them), is this why you're reading this news post?

and here you go, now you know how to spot russians on internet, if you have any tips and tricks on how to spot russians, feel free to share on the comment section :3

ik this trend is like died or something, but idc lol, anyways, which artist am i? :v

(idk who drew this, but yea)

hello strangers and familiars, so today i will share some of my old art (some of these were never been on the internet before so it feels nice to share), anyways here we go

idk i was kinda bored so i drew that random zombie fox smeshariki character lol

i like this one lol, kinda proud of this one

(poor krosh lol)

these were when i was pretty big fan of happy tree friends and i was pretty active on reddit (yes, reddit)

and yes i posted these art on reddit btw

these were when i was always playing don't starve together almost everyday (nowadays, i dont play dst anymore :c )

you can find them on my steam (again, DO NOT FRIEND ME HERE IF I DON'T KNOW YOU)

it's kinda cool to look back on it lol, kinda wish i was still playing dst, too bad i'm too lazy to start gaming again xD

fun fact: i drew this one before i got the game lol

alright for now, i can't put any more art on this news post, anyways, this is deerclops-chan, gijinka that i made of deerclops from don't starve, tbh i kinda find her cool and i'm kinda proud of her lol

and thats all im gonna share for now, have a nice day, or night, or noon idk :)

please ignore this i'm trying to figure out how to embed audio in newgrounds lolol-

hmm maybe like this?

nope uhh,

ok i give up lol

wait

OMG I DID IT YEAAAAAAAAA- ok testing done

hey newgrounders so uh,

am very bored what kind of stuff should i do beside being on computer everyday?

/!\ spoilers alert for eddsworld's eddisode called "The End" /!\

heres the image that i put so that you dont accidentally see any of the spoilers (i think):

(i was bored so i wrote this news post idc if it's cringe or soemthing liek that lol)

so...

have you ever wondered

how the f★★k did "old laundry room" and giant robot have no dusts what so ever on them?

no? well i have wondered about that,

if it were to be realistic, tord will cough alot (something like this idk) from way too many dusts xD

LIKE BRO- "old laundry room" would already be uncomfortable to breathe, but, being in giant robot that hasn't been touched in like many many years sounds even worse, like can you even open the window in giant robot?!

idk maybe, but imagine if you can't, that would be really horrible

liek imagine going in your giant robot only to cough all the time xD

like it's so ridiculously hilarious 2 imagine iM DDYINGNGG xDDDDDDDdd gARGAIHKUAIWOUHAWUIRFGBTAJW-

so yep, cartoon logic :3

WELL WELL WELL-

ok joke aside, this is pretty exaggerated, i still do draw from time to time sometimes lol

and sometimes i do watch a show, but i tend to be too lazy just to go watch a show, i need to get over this problem xd

(i stole the meme from vk aka russian facebook and i edited it to be relatable so technically it's not really stolen lol)

(i'm fully aware of how cringe it is, but i was bored and i decided to make a news post about it lol)

as the title says, ask me anything, like questions and stuff,

as long as it's not anything that could get me in legal trouble.

(i might delete your comment if you try to get me in legal trouble lol)