[DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE THIS TUTORIAL JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ATTACKING RUSSIAN AVERAGE JOES, THIS IS NOT FOR RUSSOPHOBES, PLEASE LEAVE AND RETHINK YOUR LIFE IF YOU HATE RUSSIAN PEOPLE]

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i was bored so i wrote this news post for fun lol

Ever wondered if someone you know on internet is a russian or not? well you came to right place, here's the step you can do to find out if someone you know is russian

a real tutorial that 100% totally works made by real russian (i still cant read in russian) that lives in motherland russia.

(side-note: not all russians does these steps, some of them are pretty sneaky about it)

step 0: it's good idea to know what does russian language look like, since i have russian keyboard, i will type russian letters out for you, both in lowercase and highercase (lol) here it goes:

• я ч с м и т ь б ю ф ы в а п р о л д ж э й ц у к е н г ш щ з х ъ ё
• Я Ч С М И Т Ь Б Ю Ф Ы В А П Р О Л Д Ж Э Й Ц У К Е Н Г Ш Щ З Х Ъ Ё

make sure not to confuse them with other slavic language, russian language DOES NOT HAVE THIS PENIS-LOOKING LETTER Ї

step 1: check if they have vk and/or telegram, and/or any other websites that appears to be russian,

alot of russians uses vk and telegram, vk is basically like russian facebook, tbh idk much about telegram, apparently it's like some kind of app, but that doesn't matter, what's matters is that is trying to figure out if someone is russian, which takes us to...

step 2: if they use brackets like this)) or this((( or like that))))))

THIS IS INSTANT RUSSIAN FLAG, or if not, any slavic flag,

on russian internet, alot of russian users tend to use many brackets instead of :) because it's easier to type it that way!)))

(personally, i actually normally don't use brackets like this, plus, not all russians does that so this is not the best step you can do, but it's still necessary to keep that in mind when trying to figure out if someone is russian)

step 3: this is not the best way to find out if someone is russian, in fact, foreigners can actually like russian stuff so please be careful when trying to figure out if someone is russian that way,

check if they have any post/art/etc relating to any russian media, for example:

smeshariki (the best show ever beside gravity falls, don't @ me bro)

luntik

this creature (cheburashka)

nu pogodi

masha and the bear

and many many others.

step 4: just ask them if they are russian or not, like seriously, why are you too nervous to ask them about it like it's not your crush (unless they are indeed your crush, idc just ask them), is this why you're reading this news post?

and here you go, now you know how to spot russians on internet, if you have any tips and tricks on how to spot russians, feel free to share on the comment section :3